Bayonetta..OMG!!!!

viewing now

I wonder what she says when she's doing it. It sounds like its in French for some reason.

I didnt see SHIT! Nothing worth anyones time ( the video, the game looks cool )

Jeez that was angry. Then get the demo.

yah ali really

Hey Boz how about you summarize the storyline for us since I dont' really know it. Spoiler free please.

I haven't beaten it yet but the story so far is, once upon a time there were scholars of light and dark (Wizards and Witches) who were tasked with recording all of history. Well after living for so long in peace suddenly out of the blue something happened (what i don't know yet) and then we get the witch hunts, where all but 1 witch survived (technically 2 but i digress) Bayonetta was resurrected from her long slumber in modern times and is now on a quest to find her lost memories. so far i visited an ancient city where the scholars of light and dark once shared space killed a 2 headed 1st level dragon angel thingy which is the incarnation of some Saint in a Colosseum fought another witch who seems to be in league with the angels (who are trying to kill me) in an ancient Witch temple and thats as far as I've gotten

That sounds really cool. Juicy and sexual. Enthralling and majesterial.

Oh you know it man

Yesh Bayonetta is AWESOME

You played it too huh

Yeah he brags to me all the time about it.

How do you bastards afford all these video games? I need a steady income.

It's the economy

No they shouldn't be able to afford games if the economy is that bad. I just need a job!

then get a job

Tell your parents to be nice and get you one

lol I want a job too Splinter Cell: Conviction comes out next month

Ohh that looks sooo good, but its for another topic

But just to say this while the timing is good. Splinter Cell copied the fuuuuuuck outta the MGS series.