There once was a jack

Subject: There once was a jack Mon Mar 15, 2010 6:34 pm

And I ate her.

Subject: Re: There once was a jack Mon Mar 15, 2010 6:46 pm

Subject: Re: There once was a jack Mon Mar 15, 2010 6:48 pm

So then what happened to Jill, the hill, and the rest of the cards in the deck?

Subject: Re: There once was a jack Mon Mar 15, 2010 6:54 pm

Zoso I'll let your post slide since this is the chat forum.
As for Jill, she got gonorrhea of the eye and was sentenced to fourteen years in candyland.

Subject: Re: There once was a jack Mon Mar 15, 2010 6:55 pm

Wow the Queen of hearts is getting leniant I remember when she would have just cut her head off.

Subject: Re: There once was a jack Mon Mar 15, 2010 7:08 pm

o.o I made out with a girl named Jill. JK I didn't know what else to say.

Subject: Re: There once was a jack Mon Mar 15, 2010 7:19 pm

Cack. FO CHO. Hey. Get on MSN.
Or Jill the Gonorrhea zombie will eat your scrotum like kobayashi.

Subject: Re: There once was a jack Mon Mar 15, 2010 7:26 pm

Jill is a boring name IMO

Subject: Re: There once was a jack Mon Mar 15, 2010 8:51 pm

yah well that just shows how creative that nursery rhyme is Jack and Jill OOOOH brilliant like i could never think of using those two names yah know

also Tyr the Queen of Hearts can't cut your head of anymore court order

Subject: Re: There once was a jack Mon Mar 15, 2010 8:54 pm

I have a restraining order against the queen of hearts...

which reminds me that One Republic song All The Right Moves

Subject: Re: There once was a jack Mon Mar 15, 2010 8:58 pm

huh? never heard that song

Subject: Re: There once was a jack Mon Mar 15, 2010 9:00 pm

Serious bad ass song. And I just realized brian said that there was once a jack, and he ate her. WHICH MAKES NO SENSE HAHA!

Subject: Re: There once was a jack Mon Mar 15, 2010 9:07 pm

really, okay I'll look it up, and yes it doesn't, lol

Subject: Re: There once was a jack Mon Mar 15, 2010 9:31 pm

Yep. That was the point.
And everyone has a restraining order against the Queen of freaking Hearts. Did you know that in 1923 the Bill of Rights was signed by thirteen members? And thirteen times two is twenty six? And twenty six is the number of games the Laker's lost in 1933? And 1933 divided by the number of posts that make more sense than this means that we have to go see a midget in South Carolina named Thorton.
FIELD TRIP!

Meanwhile, in the Super Justice League Hall of Water Fowl, a duck sat on a pond.
He shat.
In the pond.
Ah, nature.

Subject: Re: There once was a jack Mon Mar 15, 2010 9:34 pm

MEANWHILE

SUPER ALEX

(me with normal clothes but a crudely duct taped cardboard "s" on t shirt)

Subject: Re: There once was a jack Tue Mar 16, 2010 8:44 am

What are you DOING?! *rips off cardboard and replaces with cellophane* Don't you know how to be harmful to the environment? To make up for that travesty, have this bucket of motor oil and go dump it in a lake.
Ignorant jerk.

Subject: Re: There once was a jack Tue Mar 16, 2010 1:32 pm

I Tyr (secretlyCAPTAIN PLAENT!) shall stop you!

Subject: Re: There once was a jack Tue Mar 16, 2010 6:22 pm

Oh? Oh, BITCH? YOU LOOKIN LIKE A FOOL WIT CHO PANTS ON DA GROUND.

Subject: Re: There once was a jack Tue Mar 16, 2010 6:26 pm

Lol captain "plaint". What a loser.

Subject: Re: There once was a jack Tue Mar 16, 2010 6:28 pm

Alex misspelled the misspell. Cack.

Subject: Re: There once was a jack Tue Mar 16, 2010 6:30 pm

by bad I spelled it how I read it and didn't bother going back to check.

BESIDES THE POINT

Brian thinks he's cool because he's secretly Fahng

Subject: Re: There once was a jack Tue Mar 16, 2010 6:36 pm

FONG! WHERE IS MY AUTOMOBILE?!

There once was a jack Derp1

Subject: Re: There once was a jack Tue Mar 16, 2010 6:37 pm

Now that was rude and uncalled for...

Subject: Re: There once was a jack Tue Mar 16, 2010 6:37 pm

I ment Planet! And it doesn't matter victory is mine. And there is no such things as automobiles.

Subject: Re: There once was a jack Tue Mar 16, 2010 6:39 pm

Did you mean "meant" as well?
And I live to be rude and uncalled for.
So don't call for me.
Because then I'd be called for.
And that would not be the smex.