There once was a jack

Subject: Re: There once was a jack Mon Mar 22, 2010 9:43 am

Put her in a head lock headlock!!! Slam her on her head then you'll finish her with your "signature" Flying dive bomb elbow you got that kid. Just do what i say and we'll make you a Wrestling Star for sure

Subject: Re: There once was a jack Mon Mar 22, 2010 5:59 pm

Bad news Germany has lost the war. I know its horrible and unexpected but fear not my friends Germany shall return stronger, with more soldiers, and with our mighty army all waffles, bacon, and eggs shall be ours just as our great Kaiser always dreamed of. cheers

Subject: Re: There once was a jack Mon Mar 22, 2010 7:44 pm

WHY YOU COMIN HOOME AT FIVE IN THE MON' SOMETHIN'S GOING ON' LEMME SMELL YO DICK

Subject: Re: There once was a jack Mon Mar 22, 2010 7:55 pm

If anyone cares, the old site was spammed the shit out of, so there's no going back ;D

Subject: Re: There once was a jack Mon Mar 22, 2010 8:10 pm

Germany shall save the world one bar at a time. drunken

Subject: Re: There once was a jack Mon Mar 22, 2010 10:44 pm

Fer cher.

Subject: Re: There once was a jack Wed Mar 24, 2010 2:28 pm

Trust me this makes total sense.

Subject: Re: There once was a jack Wed Mar 24, 2010 5:43 pm

I'll just leave this grape.

Subject: Re: There once was a jack Wed Mar 24, 2010 6:25 pm

And I will eat it.

Subject: Re: There once was a jack Wed Mar 24, 2010 9:24 pm

Not if i eat them first >( !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Subject: Re: There once was a jack Wed Mar 24, 2010 10:27 pm

Mud wrestle over it.

Subject: Re: There once was a jack Thu Mar 25, 2010 2:19 pm

Never! But I will invade Poland, the Soviet Union, France, and North Africa to get it! elephant

Subject: Re: There once was a jack Thu Mar 25, 2010 7:13 pm

After returning from filming lesbian porn, Alex continues the hopeless posting inside HF's most retarded topic!

Subject: Re: There once was a jack Thu Mar 25, 2010 7:38 pm

And with that my idol Rommel is about to sieze the African front. HAZA! cheers

Subject: Re: There once was a jack Thu Mar 25, 2010 7:50 pm

Alex becomes president of America and completely dominates Tyrs army

Subject: Re: There once was a jack Thu Mar 25, 2010 7:51 pm

But you forget America didn't win it was really Tyr's secret Soviet army that conquered the foolish Germans.

Subject: Re: There once was a jack Sat Mar 27, 2010 10:23 am

Bull CRAP! No way in hell those Comi Bastards beat us >(

Subject: Re: There once was a jack Sat Mar 27, 2010 6:23 pm

We did beat the Germans first that means we won the race! tongue

Subject: Re: There once was a jack Sat Mar 27, 2010 11:20 pm

Rapists.

Subject: Re: There once was a jack Sun Mar 28, 2010 3:00 pm

Pfffffttttt

Subject: Re: There once was a jack Sun Mar 28, 2010 7:59 pm

My style is the boom dee dee boom de dang de dang diggee diggee

Subject: Re: There once was a jack Mon Mar 29, 2010 9:24 pm

Don't worry.....BEE Happy

Subject: Re: There once was a jack Mon Mar 29, 2010 9:29 pm

I remember listening to that song while playing Resistance with Alex. It wasn't very fitting.

Subject: Re: There once was a jack Mon Mar 29, 2010 9:41 pm

I think it just came on itunes uncontrollably though...

Subject: Re: There once was a jack Tue Mar 30, 2010 10:00 pm

zombies.